I made a list of all the things I think are stupid. It was long. 

The reason I am calling this blog, "I need to poop", is because I am using the law of attraction. If I see myself always pooping, then I will have to poop all day. There is nothing like a good BM... I mean, come on, let's be honest. 

Today I went go see a psychic named Buffy. She told me that I need to love myself fully. I told her that I know how to do that, and winked.