The List of Things That I Think Are Stupid.

1. New mothers who think they are more important than you because they have a baby. Especially when they shove you out of the way on the sidewalk with their $3,000 strollers, and then look at you like you are going to kill their stupid baby. 
   
2. When women are careless with their babies in strollers. For example; when a woman walks out into the middle of the street in an attempt to j-walk with her baby in front of her, using the stroller as a make-shift shield. If you are driving, all you see is a stroller poking around the corner from behind a car, and a really stupid woman pushing it. 
   
3. White people talking about how horrible gentrification is. 
   
4. When people don't get out of the way of fire trucks. 
   
5. Nerds who tell you what to do. 
   
6. Kids who tell you that they don't have to listen to you.
   
7. Talking about diets.
   
8. Wanna-be gourmet; crusted tunas, wasabi aoli's, etc.
   
9. People who think they are better than you because they either speak more than one language or lived abroad- or both.
   
10. Asian fusion.
    
11. People who act like they know all about beer.
    
12. Real World Williamsburg.
    
13. Angry old people. 
    
14. People who use their technological gadgets in public with the volume on. Even worse are the people who watch TV shows or movies without headphones in public. But you can't say anything because those people are usually scary, and might kill you if you tell them to turn it down. 
    
15. Stupid t-shirts that say things like, "FBI- Female Body Inspector", or "My liver was bad and it needs to be punished", "Moms love me", or "I drink to make people interesting". 
    

I made a list of all the things I think are stupid. It was long. 

The reason I am calling this blog, "I need to poop", is because I am using the law of attraction. If I see myself always pooping, then I will have to poop all day. There is nothing like a good BM... I mean, come on, let's be honest. 

Today I went go see a psychic named Buffy. She told me that I need to love myself fully. I told her that I know how to do that, and winked.